I must be too annoying 4 u.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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