Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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