He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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