What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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