So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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