Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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