whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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