I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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