i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Come share oat with me in your robe
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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