Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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