What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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