I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
