Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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