Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm getting married
To pizza
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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