If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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