So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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