you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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