butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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