she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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