Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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