So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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