ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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