o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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