Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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