Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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