HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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