Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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