Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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