I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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