That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Randomize
