I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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