I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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