oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
where am i from again
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i will never coherently bang her
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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