if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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