The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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