i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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