haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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