Are we in a gay sports bar?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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