believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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