if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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