Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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