hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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