I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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