I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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