BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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