It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Randomize
