It's like God shit irony all over that family
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Who died my cat blue again?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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