Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
