My room smells like vodka and shame
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I have post one night stand depression
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