you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
ttyl tear gas
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
